SLAPSTA // Booking Protocol
TALK TO A HUMAN
Before you spend anything, get a straight read on what your project actually needs — which product fits, what it realistically costs, and whether your deadline is doable. Three ways in. Pick the one that fits.
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[ 01 ] Discovery
Free 10-Min Discovery Call
FREENo card required
- 10 minutes
- Phone
- We ring you
- Which product actually fits your brief
- A realistic budget range, not a sales figure
- Honest read on your deadline
- Any technical questions — formats, bleed, revisions
Put your phone number in the Notes box when you book — that is the number we ring. Ten minutes is a hard cap.
[ 02 ] Strategy
30-Min Strategy Consultation
£100Credited back on £449+
- 30 minutes
- Video call
- Screen share
- Full brand audit — socials, site, existing video
- Competitor read: what your rivals get right and wrong
- 12-month content roadmap and budget breakdown
- Moodboard PDF and custom pricing sheet within 48 hours
- Pay £100 on the product page
- Come back and pick your slot
The £100 comes straight back off your invoice if you book any animation package of £449 or more within 30 days.
[ 03 ] In person
1-Hour In-Person Consultation
£250Credited back on £999+
- 60 minutes
- Burton-on-Trent
- Free parking
- Tour the print and packaging floor — see how it is actually made
- Whiteboard storyboarding with the lead animator
- Quarter-by-quarter campaign plan
- Written strategy document within 5 working days
- Pay £250 on the product page
- Come back and pick your weekday slot
Full address, parking notes and an agenda land 48 hours before. The £250 comes back if you book any package of £999 or more within 60 days.
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// Office hours
Mon–Fri · 10:00–18:00 UK